Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it glows. i had to have it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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