when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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