Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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