their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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