I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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