i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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