I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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