next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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