Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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