Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
