Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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