I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I touched a dick in church today
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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