i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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