For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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