McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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