Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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