just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
3pm strippers are depressing
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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