u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We have started to decorate penises.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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