is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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