youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
