How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
accomplished twins. life is a go
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
