I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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