I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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