My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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