I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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