I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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