Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I FOUND THE LEGS
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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