Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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