Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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