Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Randomize
