girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I love you. Go after that dick
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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