She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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