i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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