You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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