Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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