3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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