yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Randomize
