You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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