this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
40s are totally the cure
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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