It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I deserve this hangover.
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