My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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