Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
