i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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