Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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