tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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