Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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