Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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