Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm passing your future prison.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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