So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
