batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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