There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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