Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
