Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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