have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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