I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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